How You Really Use Exercise Machines


– [Narrator] Strength. Power. No Flex provides you with
a quick, easy workout that you can do in the
convenience of your own home. But it also offers you
something that you really want. Another place to toss your shit. With eight power rods, the
No Flex gym holds 310 pounds of resistance that you’ll never use. Because after, like, one or two uses, you’ll realize you hate working out. But those rods also
provide plenty of space for your wool sweaters to air dry. And the bench doubles as an ironing board. Or a step ladder. So you can change those light bulbs to better see your shitty apartment. Need an extra sofa for guests? The No Flex can seat
four to five comfortably. And it’s fun for the whole crew. Turn your place into a winter wonderland for the holidays by turning
it into a Christmas tree. With just five easy payments of 145.99, it even functions as a mail
tray for the pile of bills. Plus, it comes with the beer holder, which can also be used for water
if you ever work out again. Which we know you won’t. The No Flex even works as
a home security system. Use it as a barricade to
guard against intruders that you’re too weak to fight off. No Flex. Call now and we’ll throw in a
free set of exercise clothes you can wear as pajamas. – Hey, it’s Grant from College Humor. Click here to subscribe to the channel. Click here for more fun stuff. And cli– sorry, guys, it feels like I’m out. Am I out? Because I can see the top
of the camera, so it’s– is this better? Alright, it feels worse. Okay, thanks for watching.

100 thoughts on “How You Really Use Exercise Machines

  1. I'm glad they discovered these things are a good place to hang clothes, I was tired of seeing em at the dump.

  2. I don't know. I use it to sometimes leave things on the bench, but usually, all it's doing is taking up the apartment space and… just rotting. So it's not even being used as cloth hanger.

  3. Sometimes I think that maybe I should exercise but then I lift something slightly heavy and think "this sucks! Why would I ever do this on purpose?"

  4. It works a door block, now let's just hope the robber isn't smart enough to break through the window. Plus moving this thing would take so much time the robber would be inside by the time you move it.

  5. I think these honest real life inspired commercials could possibly sell more product. With honesty becoming more and more what ppl crave..

  6. My rule of thumb::
    if you don't have a kick-ass playlist that gets you pumped, don't fucking bother.

  7. So I had wanted a rocking chair in my room because ROCKING CHAIRS ARE AWESOME..!

    Long story short, I ended up using it to put stuff on it.

  8. I am wearing exercise clothes as pyjamas while watching this in bed, my treadmill looking at me making me feel bad.

  9. I want one, i need something to hold the clothes that i used that are not dirty but not quite clean either.

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  11. That periodic beeping in the video makes the exact same sound as my alarm clock, and it threw off my concentration so much, I remember nothing from the video because of the stress.

  12. i thought he was going to say: "NoFlex even works as a HOME SECURITY SYSTEM…because everyone will trip over it when ever they try to get into the living room."

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