Stressagains: The Restaurant for Stress-Eating

(ringing phone) (door knock) – Hey buddy, you’re working too hard. You should take a break. – I don’t know man. – Come on, are ya hungry? – No. – Perfect. We’re going to Stressagain’s! – Stressagain’s! – [Narrator] Welcome to Stressagain’s! The first all stress eating restaurant. – Alright what can I get you guys? – Fucking whatever. – Okay great. – I’ll have the same. – [Waitress] Alright. – Oh any of this will do. (phone message sounds) – [Narrator] At Stressagain’s
we know that your world is spinning out of
control and you just need to satisfy a basic animal need to make things feel right
for a fleeting instant so come get your piggy little
hands on our new specials! Just a fist-full of dry
cereal shoved into your mouth. Parmesan cheese on an old tortilla. Something crunchy, you know to balance out the soft tortilla. Something, uh, sweet to
balance out the saltiness. Then something salty to
balance out all that sweet! Then something sweet- – Now that’s an immediate hit of dopamine. – That’s the kind of momentary distraction my mom used to make. – How you guys doing? – (talking over each other)
I’m gonna be honest with you – Ya know I’ve been better – I’m kind of falling apart a little bit – It’s been a really hard fucking day – My head is just in a
million places all at once – Like this is kind of helping but I don’t even know what I’m doing – Great, hey do you mind if I join you? – Get in here! – [Waitress] This shit has been crazy! – Hey, should we get more? – Maybe just one more thing. – You said that five orders ago! (laughing) – [Narrator] And Stressagain’s
is the only restaurant that straight up invites
you into the kitchen to just eat whatever
the fuck you can find. Stare vacantly into our
fridge to see if you can find the thing that will finally
fill that empty part inside you. Hint: jalapeno poppers won’t do it! Ha ha! But you’ll eat them anyway! And don’t forget to try
our happy hour specials. Just one beer to loosen me up. Shot of some weird liquor
from Albania or some shit. And fuck it, another beer. So come on down to
Stressagain’s and mindlessly shovel food into your gaping maw. You’ll regret ya ever did! – Stressagain’s, eat your- – Actually let me get like, milk, just uh, something creamy- – [Waitress] Oh we got that!
Yeah yeah yeah we got that! – Hi, it’s Mike Trapp from College Humor. Click here to subscribe, click
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100 thoughts on “Stressagains: The Restaurant for Stress-Eating

  1. They should all be fat. Stress causes your body to store fat, so that mixed with the food = fat people.

  2. My life when I worked at The Cheesecake Factory. Stress eat stolen fried mac n cheese balls and shoved 10% off cheesecake during a 12 hour shift that had no breaks

  3. I dont think you can comprehend how well this would do if it was real. Also a seprate craveagians menu for cravings

  4. I ate 2 bowels of pasta this morning when I realized my dreams of being a comedian may be d.o.a. and had to be at work in 1 hour.

  5. I wasn't hungry but I got a blueberry muffin out of the fridge and just sat down to watch some YouTube when this old video popped up in my recommendation.

    Congrats, CollegeHumor, you managed to shame me into putting that blueberry muffin back in the fridge. It will stay uneaten for at least the next 30 minutes.

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  7. It’s a solid project and has a good premise but feels like it’s just missing that punch. I reiterate this feeling after watching almost any collegehumor video since about 2013. I know how unfair that is but I’ve been keeping an open mind

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  9. Must be TERRIBLE place: it serves Fosters and even maggoted Aussies from beyond the Barista coffee zone dont drink that shit.

  10. “Stare vacantly into our fridge to see if you can find the thing that will finally fill that empty part inside of you,”

    Too close to home.

  11. What's upsetting…….. is this is my life. I stress-eat constantly to make my sadness go away…..

    It makes me cry just realizing what I am.

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