The Perfect Gym for Resolution Breakers…One Time Fitness – Studio C


♪♪ Man:New Year’s is just
around the corner,
and so are your resolutions,so give yourself
the best gift of all:
a membership at
One Time Fitness.
Here at One Time Fitness,
you can sign up
for a one-time 30-minute gym
membership experience.
It’s just enough to give you
bragging rights
about going to the gymwithout all the self-loathingfrom never actually
going to the gym,
so you can feel free to come in
and warm up on the bike,
get a drink,check your texts,take a gym selfie,lift your chin,puff your chest,flex your arm,whoa, just
strike a pose.
Take 20 minutes
to write a caption
and then post your gym
selfie to Instagram.
Get a drink,relax on the only
leg press machine,
accidentally creep
on the yoga people,
wish you were that guy,or even that guy.Get a drink,do lifts incorrectly,go down in weight,go down in weight,go down in weight.Grunt loudly while
lifting no weight
so you can feel
better about yourself.
[grunts]Think about that
Instagram post.
Neglect to put the
weights away.
Delete your post,
go in the locker roo–
Never go back in
the locker room.
Try to join the yoga people,then leave and never return.– See you later! – No you won’t! Man:One Time Fitness,
because let’s get real,
that’s all you’ll use it
for anyways.
-Thank you for watching. Please like and share
and subscribe, all those things, but comment below about…
how you feel about… me. I want to know. Just give me the truth. What do the kids call it? Roast me? Don’t roast me.

100 thoughts on “The Perfect Gym for Resolution Breakers…One Time Fitness – Studio C

  1. Studio C. You are saying in 30 minutes Matt can arm up on a bike, get a drink three times, check his texts, take a painfully long gym selfie and take 20 minutes to think of a caption for his instagram post, relax on the only leg press machine, wish that he was someone twice, do lifts incorrectly, go down in weight twice, grunt loudly for a bit, think about the instagram post,neglect to put the weights away, delete his post, go in and out of the locker room in like 2 seconds, join the yoga people, then leave. So that is 30 minutes, huh. Can I follow Matt on instagram please. Please read this.

  2. Matt I think you are awesome! BOOM! roasted. oh wait is… is that not how to roast someone? I've been living a lie…

  3. Matt you may look like a nerd but you channel the power of a small child's tantrum into your work and it is magnificent

  4. While I work out a lot (like I got serious self esteem issues and should probably go to a psychiatrist a lot) I am still laughing so much because every January I have to reschedule my time at the gym due to masses of gym ghosts who will mysteriously vanish by February to return to their couch graves until the next new year resolution curses them to wander the iron castles of sweat and mirrors yet again.

  5. You’re probably stronger than me, Matt…
    me: ooh, that’s a nice feather! (Tried to pick it up) er… bye bye, feather..

  6. Matt is hot. I want him. bE mInE MaTt *is yandere Chan and kills all the other girls who want him*…. (creepy whisper) my senpei….. mwahaha

  7. Hey Matt! You are such a great actor, and really strong. Did you actually lift all of those grocery bags in the Grocery Bag Challenge? Because if you did, that was really impressive. Go Scott Sterling! Also, this has nothing to do with this sketch, but where did you get the bear holding a shark picture from the Couchville sketches? Does it have anything to do with Strongbad/ Strongbadia?

  8. 1:18
    im not quite sure what a gym guys locker room is like…
    but he looks thoroughly exhausted…
    and it gives me strange thoughts…

  9. It's funny how the main character is being compared to the supposedly athletic, active people who are also at the gym when they are also at One Time Fitness and thus are probably just as unfit and unsure of what they're doing as him. I have to assume that they only look fit and competent because the video is from this particular character's perspective and he's just assuming everyone else knows what they're doing.

  10. I wish I could show this to all the people who crowd the gym and take all the equipment for 2-3 days right after New Year’s, then never come again…

  11. Matt you're my absolute favorite cast member by far you're totally awesome and so talented honestly I admire you bro you're awesome.

  12. ‘’See you later »

    ‘’No you wont’’

    Me when telling my teacher I need to go to the washroom during a test

  13. I don't know if Matt just plays a lot of cute characters or if he's just a cute person. I love that 'this is totally absurd, but please continue' vibe.

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